Only in Southern Utah do I go out on a Friday night to do a v & the b and find the coffee shop ready to close "unless you are here for Bible Group."
I was not there for Bible Group.
I did not even know that Bible Group was happening... but they hadn't busted out their guitars yet, so I stayed.
I know it's going to seem like I am making fun of religion, but I am not. I respect religion. I might however insert a few wisecracks about hypocrites. I fucking love hypocrites. They do all the work themselves.
Southern Utah. Mostly Mormons. And Mormons don't drink hot caffeinated beverages and they don't drink alcohol. This was going to be interesting. (Please refer to title of blog.) Turns out there was plenty of coffee to be found and there are liquor shops. (Just don't buy that beer they sell at grocery stores: that stuff is Barley-Flavored Soda dressed up for Halloween.)
It also seems like the Mormons don't like The Cussing.
